CREDITS:

• ASCII banner on homepage was Royal's idea, and he helped with formatting; the actual ascii art was generated here.
• Background texture on most of the home pages was edited by me from one of Tumblr's Optica theme patterns.
• mailput.gif and the World Wide Web badge came from A.N. Lucas's Web Lounge
• Animated accordion divider lines are edited from the favicon of Accordion Links.
• Good webdev advice and mobile optimization thanks to Jon "movingtothesun" Uleis.
• pretty much everything I learned about CSS and HTML from W3Schools, thanks.
• Text, design, and all that jazz by yours truly.