Site Credits

The ASCII banner on homepage was Royal's idea; the actual ascii art was generated by patorjk.com.
The background texture on most of the home pages is an edit from one of Tumblr's Optica theme patterns.
The lightbox code used in several galleries is a lightly customized edit of André Rinas' Simple Lightbox.
The World Wide Web badge and some other old-web-style graphics came from A.N. Lucas's Web Lounge.
Animated accordion divider lines are edited from the favicon of a now-defunct site Accordion Links.
Jon "movingtothesun" Uleis for offering a wealth of patient advice on CSS best practices and mobile optimization, much of which I have wilfully ignored.
W3Schools, for teaching me as much about HTML and CSS as any college course I took.
TinyPNG, for being the reason I still haven't even used half my site's alloted storage space.
Neocities for the free web hosting;
and finally, the text, design, and all other mistakes by yours truly.