Ranked by Amy Penguin, with additional input/snark from Owen B. Obvious repeats (such as Caramel Corn/Caramel Popcorn) have been omitted.
Picks for BEST:
A: I need it, look at that lil' pal on top. if you got me this drink I'd be over the moon.
A: this is one of those cupcakes you'd get at lunch in school when someone in your class brought it in for their birthday. those suckers might not be the best cake out there, but boy are they good!
Professional Slice of Pizza
A: you can't mess with a good pizza.
Homemade Apple Cider
A: hot apple cider is so good.
Colorful Cotton Candy
A: I just like cotton candy. it's sweet and melty 10/10.
Golden Chocolate Coins
A: Im nostalgic for any chocolate coins from my mom getting me the barbie ones at the craft store check out when I was a toddler. good times...
A: I can tell these are those gummy butterflies you can only find at gift shops for some reason.
Moon Magic Punch
O: I chose this solely because it looks like it can and will give me magical powers.
Baked Pear with Vanilla Sauce
O: Oooough. Sounds delicious, and it's plated fancy-restaurant style.
O: My argument for this is the same as for Moon Magic Punch. If it can summon the aurora borealis directly over it, it had better be darn good.
Farm Fresh Peach
A: there is actually a very nice farm near my house and they always have the best peaches.
Golden Nougat Candy
A: You can tell this is really smooth chocolate, and one with a good nougat.
Farm Fresh Ice Cream Sandwich
A: they actually sell ice cream the same place I get my peaches, and yes they have ice cream sandwiches.
A: of the 6 standard birthday cakes from Webkinz, this the one I'd opt for.
Double Decker Sugar Cone
A: can't say no to good chocolate ice cream.
Warm Buttered Rolls
A: oh these look like some good yeast rolls, yum!
Picked for WORST:
A: I cant drink soda without experiencing physical pain, so i'm out
A: these look soggy and that’s all i can say without gagging.
Super Spicy Slice
A: gingersnaps are spicy to me. this would KILL me.
Farm Fresh Hot Peppers
A: I'd eat one if offered 1000$ or more and that’s my price.
Sugarcoated Eucalyptus Leaves
A: from web MD: “Signs of eucalyptus poisoning might include stomach pain and burning, dizziness, muscle weakness, small eye pupils, feelings of suffocation, and some others."
Bird Seed Cookie
A: bro i’m not eating bird seed.
Birthday Cake Batter Slushie
A: icy milk/cream by itself is nasty. I don't even wanna think about what this is like.
A: I know this is all virtual pet food, but among all the nice stuff I want to eat, this stands out as weird.
Apple Pie Porridge
A: I don't want to think about the texture on this one :I
O: Slush-like and too-sweet? You mean like a normal overripe banana? You want it even MORE like that? Huh?
Bowl of Goo-Goo Berries
O: If Bittersweet berries had a baby with a blue Scooby Snack, you would get this Frankensteinien "fruit". These inspire fear.
A: It's just nasty.
A: It's just caramel corn but worse.
Farm Fresh Pumpkin
A: you expect me to eat a whole raw pumpkin. nope.
Bottle of Maple Syrup
A: have you ever drank straight maple syrup. I have not but my sister once put a dollar down on a chick chugging a small bottle at a cracker barrel, and the poor gal nearly puked. i’m not putting myself through that.
Almond Marzipan Chocolates
A: I just don’t like almonds with chocolate. goes well with vanilla but not with chocolate.
Black Licorice Bats
A: It's black licorice. nuff’ said.