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An alien woman with blue skin and a blaster puts her boot on a man's neck. His eyes are spirals and he has a lopsided grin. A man in a green tie plays a pink-and-purple keyboard so quickly that the keys fly off and spiral above him. A person with 3 eyes, 2 noses, wings, and 4 arms. They say 'As a fun new side effect, we can hear time now.' A man on train tracks at night looks up as a constellation of a man reaches down towards him. Far away, a train approaches. A man and a woman skate happily together in a city park at night. Behind them a massive christmas tree burns and civilians flee. A man in a blue tie holds a rose in his teeth and a slice of his own stomach on a platter. Behind him is the dark shadow of a woman holding a cleaver. A man in a red striped suit with a skeletal face swings a guitar like an axe. Behind him is a twisting hall of severed heads on display. A man wearing 5 watches says a line from Ruler of Everything. A large silhouetted white figure points at him and laughs. A moon and a swirly, starry nebula rise above the surface of an alien planet. Plant or rock growths rise from the surface. Fake comic cover. Villain York offers superhero Robin a rose. His eyes are hearts. Other heroes & villains watch disapprovingly. A man fights an identical but injured man for a bloody knife. The uninjured man's nose is bleeding. The image is mostly purple and green on a light yellow background. A young boy wipes his brow after finishing making a sand castle. He is imagining he is an astronaut doing this on Mars. Danny Elfman, who has bright orange hair and wears an undershirt and suspenders. He grins darkly. Colorful lines surround him. A blurred person in a balaclava holds a burning match. Behind them is the burned remains of a building. Chickens mill around. John Linnell plays keyboard, leaning over to focus on the keys. The image is in bright yellow lines on an orange background. John Flansburgh leans over to play guitar. In the foreground, a person with a large mohawk takes a photo of him. The image is in black and pink on blue. A woman with hair obscuring her face and a long gown sits in front of a large black lion. It seems to be protecting her. Martin Molin sits on top of a MMX programming plate. Star cutouts hang above him, and one hangs off his finger. Neil Cicierega sits on the beach playing a green accordion and singing about mermaids. It is a beautiful day. John Linnell and John Flansburgh lie in a field of white flowers. JL holds one. JF points up. Clouds reflect in his glasses. Dave Grohl looks upwards in fear as a UFO abducts him. It is night, and many other UFOs are visible in the background. Dave Grohl looks upwards in fear as a UFO abducts him. It is night, and many other UFOs are visible in the background. The man on the cover of Flood and the woman from Nanobots pose with the girl from John Henry, as if they are her parents. A man with a ponytail and beard looks over his newspaper as a thin man covered in bandaids shouts about the snake that bit him. A man sitting at an organ looks away from the camera up a set of crooked stairs. At the top is a chair in silhouette. A portrait of John Boyega as Finn. He looks left out of frame. 3 X-wings fly to the left behind him. Flansburgh & Linnell of TMBG do karate poses and finger guns. Text says Still plotting world domination at the age of 58. Hellboy, a red demon in a brown trench coat, looks sullenly at a skull he is holding. A ghostly flame surrounds the skull.

(For older and more specific stuff, see my tumblr.)